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Post  daver on Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:47 pm

Ok we've all done it . The other Saturday after being out with friends I went into his garage for a smoke . When i'd had said smoke i turned to go back into the house stumbled fell over into some paint cans and now have a scar that looks like a bindi in the middle of my forehead .

What have you done ?
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Post  Dan on Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:32 pm




Being T-total such things never happen to me.....but they used to....

The best is probably the time I was so battered (alcohol, ecstasy and speed) that I collapsed half way through having a piss....my face went straight into the cistern and a metal rod sliced my nose open.

Being off my tits I didn't think anything of it and went to bed...then I awoke to find my whole face covered in blood and now have a lovely scar across my nose.

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Post  daver on Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:48 am

Painful one Dan . It's when you wake up the next day and think "is it a hangover or head ache"
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Re: Drunken damage

Post  Dan on Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:57 am

I woke up thinking "is this my head or a bag of curtain material"?

But then it was like that most days back then.

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Re: Drunken damage

Post  daver on Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:05 am

But did you enjoy it at the time
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Re: Drunken damage

Post  MrPickle on Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:41 am

Dan wrote:


Being T-total such things never happen to me.....but they used to....

The best is probably the time I was so battered (alcohol, ecstasy and speed) that I collapsed half way through having a piss....my face went straight into the cistern and a metal rod sliced my nose open.

Being off my tits I didn't think anything of it and went to bed...then I awoke to find my whole face covered in blood and now have a lovely scar across my nose.


Always wondered how you got that mate....
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Re: Drunken damage

Post  daver on Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:21 pm

Same here pick .
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Post  Timmeh on Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:24 pm

At a tidy weekender I was playing at after a little bit too much I left my jacket in someone elses challet. Went running back to fetch it in the pitch black and tripped over a fence. Had a cut all down the centre of my face and my hand swelled up to proper clown size

What a dickhead
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Post  Dan on Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:12 am

Timmeh wrote:At a tidy weekender I was playing at after a little bit too much I left my jacket in someone elses challet. Went running back to fetch it in the pitch black and tripped over a fence. Had a cut all down the centre of my face and my hand swelled up to proper clown size

What a dickhead






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Re: Drunken damage

Post  daver on Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:01 pm

A mate at work last saturday tripped over a step leaving a pub and it's made me look like an amature
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Re: Drunken damage

Post  daver on Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:38 am

Remember to drink responsibly this Christmas . In a padded room
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Re: Drunken damage

Post  Pat on Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:15 pm

Many moons ago in my drinking days

I tripped and landed on a plug

Unfortunately the plug was pin side up and i was bare foot

The large square pin punctured the soft underside of my foot where it starts to rise.

When i got to the hospital the nurse said how far did it go in

Umm well sorry nursey i didn't have a ruler with me at the time.

anyway it was bloody painful

worse than having a baby

And i was off work 3 weeks because of it !

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