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Post  Dan on Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:55 am

1. Invite it to the premiere of a film and then take it to dine at a fine restaurant.


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Post  MrPickle on Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:09 am

2, Call it Cecil and propose marriage to it..
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Post  MrPickle on Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:51 am

3, Ordain it as a priest.
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Post  Dan on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:19 am

4. Pull a really scary face at it.


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Post  MrPickle on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:28 am

5, Remake the classic film E.T and cast it as the alien.
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Post  Dan on Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:07 pm

6. Throw onions at it.


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Post  MrPickle on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:15 pm

7, Slap a rudebwoy with and say "Ya get me blood!!"
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Post  MrPickle on Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:13 am

8, Stick it on a turntable and play spin the sausage..
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Post  Dan on Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:29 am

9. Introduce it to Mrs Margeret Wolf from Clacton On Sea.


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Post  MrPickle on Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:05 am

10, Put it on a leash and take it for a walk..
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Post  daver on Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:46 pm

11 use it as s dildo
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Post  Dan on Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:50 am

12. Take it to a museum and discuss prehistoric life with it.


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Post  MrPickle on Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:52 am

13, Call it a cunt and throw it at a Pakistani.
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Post  daver on Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:55 am

14 take it too a new years ball and jive with it
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Post  Dan on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:16 am

15. Poo poo it's suggestions.


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Post  daver on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:24 am

16 take it to a football match and kick fuck out of it
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Post  Alan Bstard on Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:58 pm

17 Go fishing with it
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Post  daver on Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:50 am

18 tie it to a firework and send it to space
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Post  Dan on Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:54 am

19. Tell it it has a blood disease


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Post  Alan Bstard on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:15 am

20. Rub it all over your wife's tits
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Post  Dan on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:21 am

Alan Bstard wrote:20. Rub it all over your wife's tits


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Post  daver on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:30 am

21 eat it with a full English
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Post  Alan Bstard on Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:28 pm

22. Plonk it in the middle of London and hail it as a miracle of modern architecture
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Post  daver on Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:09 am

23. Take it to France and show it round some 1st world war battle fields
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Post  Dan on Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:09 am

24. Teach it the value of family.


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