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Post  daver on Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:26 am

25 take it to a Jewish or Muslim wedding
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Post  Alan Bstard on Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:57 am

26. Put it on display in Tate Modern
27. Stick it on the wall in a recording studio: it's about as much fucking use as foam
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Post  Dan on Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:11 am

28. Celebrate it's birthday but leave the party half way through and never return.

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Post  Alan Bstard on Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:14 am

29. Hit it with a stout stick
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Post  Alan Bstard on Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:14 am

30. Indoctrinate it in Christian theology then tell it God does not exist
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Post  Dan on Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:17 am

31. Open a door near it.


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Post  Alan Bstard on Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:39 am

32. Convert it to mp3
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Post  daver on Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:22 am

33 take it for a Thai massage
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Post  daver on Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:25 am

Tie it to a pet pig
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Post  Dan on Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:27 am

35. Stab at it with a stabber.

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Post  Alan Bstard on Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:43 am

36. Sit it down and have a good strong word with it
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Post  daver on Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:48 am

37 plant it in the garden and grow some more
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Post  MrPickle on Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:11 am

38, Hide portrait of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies inside it.
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Post  Alan Bstard on Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:40 pm

39. Register it as a member of your household so you can claim more benefit
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Post  daver on Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:35 am

40 put some arms on it so it can post on here
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Post  Alan Bstard on Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:19 am

41 Stick it up an exhaust pipe
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Post  daver on Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:18 pm

42 call shep and go walking over hills and valleys
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Post  daver on Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:37 pm

43 Take it to old McDonalds farm
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Post  Alan Bstard on Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:34 am

44. Start a porno website with it as the main feature
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Post  daver on Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:05 am

45 Teach it to ski and enter it into the men's downhill
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Post  Alan Bstard on Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:26 pm

46. Wearing a striped jumper and a beret put the sausage, along with a string of onions, in your bicycle basket and pretend you are a Frenchman
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Post  daver on Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:36 am

47 Take it to work and show it what you do for a living
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Post  daver on Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:10 am

Dress it in white and marry it and live happily ever after
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Post  Alan Bstard on Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:19 am

49: Use it as a hammer
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Post  Alan Bstard on Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:24 am

50. Slice it, say it's mandy and sell it to your friends for £10 a pop
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