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Re: 101 things to do with a blood sausage

Post  Alan Bstard on Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:25 am

51. hide it in your rain coat and ask young ladies at the bus stop if they'd like to see your sausage
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Post  Alan Bstard on Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:38 pm

52. String it into a banjo and play a bouncy tune
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Post  MrPickle on Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:38 am

53, Give to the wife as a Valentines day gift..
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Post  daver on Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:44 am

Teach it to drive so you can have a drink
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Post  daver on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:03 am

55 shag it senseless and call it Mildred
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Post  daver on Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:09 am

56 umpa umpa stick it up your jumper
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Post  MrPickle on Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:35 am

57, Call it Heinz.
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Post  daver on Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:47 am

58 Put it on a lead put a muzzle on it and pretend it's a hard dog
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Post  MrPickle on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:26 am

59, Use it as a bat and batter someone with it..
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Post  daver on Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:53 am

Put it on the starship enterprise and let it boldly go where no blood sausage has gone before
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Post  daver on Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:00 am

61 Warm it up.in a microwave and use it as a hot water bottle
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Post  Alan Bstard on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:36 am

62. String it with elastic and wear it as a moustache in the mornings to shield you from your wife's stink
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Post  daver on Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:33 am

63 put a saddle on it and call it dobin
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Post  Alan Bstard on Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:28 pm

64 Sing into it
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Post  daver on Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:56 pm

Use it as a joke poo
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Post  Alan Bstard on Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:23 am

66 hype it as the next must have gadget
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Post  daver on Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:28 am

67 enter it into this year's xfactor
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Post  daver on Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:30 am

68 stick it in ya family album
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Post  Alan Bstard on Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:07 am

69 Lend it to Bill Clinton
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Post  daver on Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:53 am

70 plug it into the stereo and use it as a speaker
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