101 things to do with a blood sausage
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Re: 101 things to do with a blood sausage
51. hide it in your rain coat and ask young ladies at the bus stop if they'd like to see your sausage
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52. String it into a banjo and play a bouncy tune
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53, Give to the wife as a Valentines day gift..
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Teach it to drive so you can have a drink
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55 shag it senseless and call it Mildred
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56 umpa umpa stick it up your jumper
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57, Call it Heinz.
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58 Put it on a lead put a muzzle on it and pretend it's a hard dog
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59, Use it as a bat and batter someone with it..
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Put it on the starship enterprise and let it boldly go where no blood sausage has gone before
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Re: 101 things to do with a blood sausage
61 Warm it up.in a microwave and use it as a hot water bottle
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62. String it with elastic and wear it as a moustache in the mornings to shield you from your wife's stink
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63 put a saddle on it and call it dobin
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64 Sing into it
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Use it as a joke poo
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66 hype it as the next must have gadget
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67 enter it into this year's xfactor
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68 stick it in ya family album
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69 Lend it to Bill Clinton
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70 plug it into the stereo and use it as a speaker
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