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Old McDonald had a farm...

Post  daver on Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:15 am

And on that farm he had a .........................

Sexual relationship with the bananas in pyjamas

E i e i ooooooo matron


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Post  Alan Bstard on Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:04 am

A potato called Brian who was a genius at shouting the word 'biscuit'
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Post  daver on Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:09 pm

an underground bunker where he kept his children

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Post  daver on Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:32 am

A nuclear reactor so he could be fully self sufficient


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Post  daver on Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:38 pm

Blood sausage that someone had left there


e i e i oh yum i love blood sausage
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Post  daver on Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:07 am

a strange fetish for sticking his knob into cow pats


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Post  Alan Bstard on Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:18 am

And enjoyed sticking his head up cow's arseholes to sniff their methaney goodness
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Post  daver on Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:38 am

Pet frog called Eric.

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Post  daver on Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:14 am

A rocket powered by sprout juice and frog hair

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Post  daver on Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:15 am

An anal explosion

E I e I nurse help.
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Post  Alan Bstard on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:24 pm

And on that farm he had a toilet block with small peepholes in the ajoining walls
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Post  daver on Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:59 am

Rave

Big fish little fish cardboard box
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Post  Alan Bstard on Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:30 am

Transformers: robots in Wellington boots
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Post  daver on Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:19 am

Basement where he kept his kids
E I e I oh dear that's wrong
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