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Post  Alan Bstard on Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:28 am

I'm not coming in today as I genuinely don't feel very well
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Post  daver on Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:47 am

Sorry I won't be in today as I got run down by a mobility scooter
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Post  daver on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:47 am

Sorry I won't be in today as I appear to have misplaced my feet
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Post  Pat on Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:46 pm

Sorry wont be in work today

As i have been blinded by a yellow ball in the sky
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Post  MrPickle on Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:02 pm

I won't be in today, because I have

A: Crashed the car
B: Too hungover
C: Got something stuck on the end of my cock

You decide.

Your fuckwittedly, Cuntchops Mc Ginty
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Post  Alan Bstard on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:21 am

Sorry I won't be in to work today because, let's face it, I'm fucking useless aren't I?
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Post  Dan on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:36 am

Little Billiam won't be at Sunday school today because his father and I viciously raped him last night and it all got a tad out of hand.

Billiam is dead.


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Post  daver on Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:43 am

Sorry I won't be in today but I won the lottery and bought the company
Ps you're fired
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Post  Pat on Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:50 pm

Sorry i won't be in work today
as my memory has gone and i don't know who i am
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Post  MrPickle on Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:28 pm

Im not sorry I wont be in today, I really cant be arsed coming in to work for such a shit company and my boss is a cunt..
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Post  daver on Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:59 am

Sorry I wont be in again. So fuck off.
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Post  Dan on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:37 am

Sorry


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Post  daver on Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:44 am

Sorry I won't be in today but my piles have turned into heaps
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Post  daver on Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:13 am

Sorry I won't be in today as I died watching bartenders
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Post  Alan Bstard on Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:28 am

Won't be in today: orange cucumber about the length of Wednesday
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Post  daver on Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:23 am

Sorry I won't be.in today but I've hit purple patch and I'm now helping the police with their enquiries
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Post  Pat on Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:50 am

Sorry i won't be in today
as i have a pain in my wooden leg
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Post  daver on Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:14 am

Sorry I won't be in
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Post  daver on Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:44 am

I won't be in and i'm not sorry
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Post  Alan Bstard on Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:12 pm

I won't be in: can't be fucking bothered. Cheers.
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Post  Alan Bstard on Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:13 pm

My hamster ate my dog
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Post  daver on Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:49 am

I have to milk the frogs
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Post  daver on Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:28 am

The day has a y in it
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Post  Dan on Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:30 am

I was shot dead by a guy with no head

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Post  daver on Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:14 am

I tripped over nothing and broke an eyelash
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