101 things to do with a blood sausage
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Re: 101 things to do with a blood sausage
25 take it to a Jewish or Muslim wedding
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26. Put it on display in Tate Modern
27. Stick it on the wall in a recording studio: it's about as much fucking use as foam
27. Stick it on the wall in a recording studio: it's about as much fucking use as foam
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28. Celebrate it's birthday but leave the party half way through and never return.
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29. Hit it with a stout stick
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30. Indoctrinate it in Christian theology then tell it God does not exist
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32. Convert it to mp3
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33 take it for a Thai massage
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Tie it to a pet pig
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36. Sit it down and have a good strong word with it
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37 plant it in the garden and grow some more
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38, Hide portrait of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies inside it.
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39. Register it as a member of your household so you can claim more benefit
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40 put some arms on it so it can post on here
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41 Stick it up an exhaust pipe
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42 call shep and go walking over hills and valleys
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43 Take it to old McDonalds farm
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44. Start a porno website with it as the main feature
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45 Teach it to ski and enter it into the men's downhill
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46. Wearing a striped jumper and a beret put the sausage, along with a string of onions, in your bicycle basket and pretend you are a Frenchman
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47 Take it to work and show it what you do for a living
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Dress it in white and marry it and live happily ever after
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49: Use it as a hammer
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50. Slice it, say it's mandy and sell it to your friends for £10 a pop
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