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The sick note thread
Sorry I won't be in today as I have a varuker on my penis
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I'm sorry but I won't be attending school today as I turned into a cake and cream pudding during the night and was eaten alive by my younger sister only an hour ago.
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Dan wrote:I'm sorry but I won't be attending school today as I turned into a cake and cream pudding during the night and was eaten alive by my younger sister only an hour ago.
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Sorry I won't be in today as I was mauled by a ferocious frog while out bog snorkeling last night
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Sorry I won't be in today because I'm out
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Sorry but I won't be at school today due to the fact that I was swooped away by a golden eagle and flown to its nest in Middlesex.
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Sorry I won't be in school today as I'm a 57 year old high court judge
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Sorry I won't be in school today as the court order says I'm not aloud within a mile of it
Signed j. Savile
Signed j. Savile
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Sorry i won't be in school today as i haven't been born yet
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Sorry I won't be I school today as aliens came round for dinner last night and then abducted me
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Sorry I won't be in school today as I dropped some butter off my toast onto my penis. As I tried to rub it off I discovered it felt very nice and I went all squidgy
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Sorry I won't be in school today as the dog ate my alarm clock
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I'm afraid I won't be attending class today as my grandmother has been arrested for "being an old bitch" and I have to take her ashes to the police station.
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I'm sorry I wont be in work today, I haven't got a job..
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Sorry i won't be in today: it was a toss up between a day of excruciating boredom playing on the xbox or coming into work. The boredom won.
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Sorry I won't be in today but I can't remember where or why
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Sorry I won't be in today as I'm going round to your house to shag your wife
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Sorry I won't be in today as I'm busy writing sick notes for all these people
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I won't be in today, as my dog ate my face.
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Won't be in today: tripped on one of the kids toys and got my cock jammed in the Hoover tube
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I won't be in work today
as i broke my big toe on a sausage sandwich
Sadly a true story
as i broke my big toe on a sausage sandwich
Sadly a true story
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