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Post  daver Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:45 am

Whats brown and sticky?





A stick
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Post  daver Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:09 am

Why did the baby cross the road?





It was nailed to the chicken
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Post  daver Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:29 am

So i said to this girl with only one leg "lend us half a knicker"
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Post  daver Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:20 am

I walked into a bar the other night god it hurt it was an iron bar
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Post  Pat Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:09 am

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Post  daver Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:40 am

A white horse walks into a bar and says " A pint of beer please"
The barman says " you know ther's a scotch named after you?"
The horse replies "What Eric?"
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Post  daver Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:45 am

Have you heard the one about the old empty barn ?






















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